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[27 Feb 2006|11:16pm]
My New LJ Name is como_los_ninos so add me.
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[29 Jan 2006|05:01pm]
What do y'all think of this schedule for next year? Last semester I had 4 classes on TR and it was really hard, but these ones would at least start at 9:30 instead of 8am. I'm kinda scared of having 3 honors classes in one semester, but I have to take spanish honors so I can take 2 semesters in one, and I have to take MSIT honors cause it counts as an honors math/science, and I want to take LEGL honors cause it looks like the non-honors teachers grade pretty harshly. But maybe it would still be less work non-honors? I dont know. The only time I can take FINA on MWF is 9:05 or 1:25. I'd rather not have 3 classes with gaps between them that arent long enough to do anything during, and I dont want to get up any earlier than I need to.


MondayWednesdayFriday
8:00-8:50
9:05-9:55
10:10-11:00SPAN 2120HSPAN 2120HSPAN 2120H
11:15-12:05
12:20-1:10
1:25-2:15
2:30-3:20
3:35-4:25ARAB 1001ARAB 1001




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TuesdayThursday
8:00-9:15
9:30-10:45LEGL 2800HLEGL 2800H
11:00-12:15MSIT 3000HMSIT 3000H
12:30-1:45
2:00-3:15FINA 3000FINA 3000
3:30-4:45ARAB 1001ARAB 1001
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Here's a plus model for ya: [26 Jan 2006|09:39pm]
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This is Nicole.Collapse )
She's a size 14. She weighs 175 lbs.
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[23 Jan 2006|10:09pm]
AHAHAHA. This is hilarious, I found it on UGA's master calendar for today:

'Surgeries with Sonny' sign-ups. Sponsored by the College of Veterinary Medicine. Gov. Sonny Perdue (DVM '71), a licensed veterinarian, will perform two spay or neuter procedures on a dog or cat on Feb. 4 in conjunction with a visit to the UGA College of Veterinary Medicine. Nominate your pet by e-mailing doctorsonny@gov.state.ga.us telling an interesting story about your pet, how they were named, etc. Two 'winning' pets will be selected on Friday, Jan. 27 and the pet owners notified with details. Through Friday, January 27, 2006.

oooh, some lucky pet is gonna get his balls chopped off by the govenor! Don't you think he'd be out of practice? Or do you think he does random things like this to stay in practice?
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[21 Jan 2006|04:46pm]
How would you rather have products marketed to you?
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Most fashion models are thinner than 98% of American women. The average American woman is 5'4" tall and weighs 140 pounds. The average American model is 5'11" and weighs 117 pounds. (Eve Ensler Reader, 2004)

Jean Kilbourne, a nationally known expert in raising awareness about how women's bodies are depicted in the media says that "turning a human being into a thing is almost always the first step in justifying violence against that person".

Jean Kilbourne, a nationally known expert in raising awareness about how women's bodies are depicted in the media says that "turning a human being into a thing is almost always the first step in justifying violence against that person".

Research indicates that exposure to pornography increases male subjects' acceptance of violence against women, significantly increases men's sexual callousness, decreases their compassion for women as rape victims, increases their propensity to trivialize rape, and increases their aggression towards women (Anderson, in "The Price We Pay").
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[20 Jan 2006|02:26am]
Most women have felt the pressure to be two conflicting ideals at the same time in some way or another--be a pure innocent virgin while also being a sexy seductress. Have a successful career but also have children.

I'm just starting to realize some conflicting pressures I feel within myself... they don't really seem related to being a woman necessarily, but somewhat related to self-esteem, which IS related to being a girl.

I have this desire to be alone because as a kid it was hard to get together with my friends who live (relatively) far away. And at college its way easier to just hang out by myself and justify it as staying on top of my homework than constantly trying to call people and make better friends with them. "Are you going to any concerts?" "You're having a bonfire?" but I'm not invited, of course, "please eat dinner with me"

At the same time I feel like when I make friends with people, once they start to ask me to hang out with them, I don't want to hang out ever. Mind you, once I actually start hanging out, I have a good time, but sometimes I need reminding.

So tomorrow is friday, and I want to go dancing at a club. Rob, you up for it? I think I'd actually feel more confident going with your group of lambda friends... maybe I should really just be gay... but I think I'd feel more comfortable dancing around them cause dancing is my idea of going a little crazy, and judging from that night at tasty world, and from what you say, it sounds like the people you go downtown w/ dont have problems with dancing and stuff. I just cant go with other peopel who will also be scared to dance. But if they don't want to go downtown then maybe we can find a band or something, or rent a movie we've never seen... i dunno! Why am I writing a private message to rob? Also, is your cellphone working cause I called you last night for dinner and you STILL havent called me.

anyway, its 2:30 am cause I spent 2.5 hours talking to matt about how fucked up I am, except now I'm fucked up AND screwed cause I havent started studying for my spanish quiz!
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I seem really dangerous [15 Jan 2006|05:22pm]


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kelly-Ann!



  1. Kelly-Ann can sleep for three and a half years!

  2. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Kelly-Ann fighting underground.

  3. India tested its first nuclear Kelly-Ann in 1974!

  4. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Kelly-Ann!

  5. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Kelly-Ann.

  6. During World War II, Americans tried to train Kelly-Ann to drop bombs!

  7. Kelly-Ann will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.

  8. Kelly-Ann will often glow under UV light.

  9. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Kelly-Ann!

  10. Without Kelly-Ann, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.




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stolen from my favorite penguin-lover [11 Jan 2006|08:54pm]
10 reasons Gay Marriage is wrong:

1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know Americans have always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because, as you know, a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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[07 Jan 2006|08:28pm]
It's 8:30 now. I lasted from 4 to 7, then took a dinner break for an hour and went to the dining hall. I saw drew and one of the nick's but they didnt see me, and they were already waiting outside the barrier to leave. So now it's 8:30. Only 3.5 more hours! I can do this! Well except JeffS amused me for the first 3 hours talking to me on aim, and he's gone now. Maybe if matt ever gets done watching football he'll go online and I can chat with him

Ow. Its pathetic, but I get game playing injuries. Well its really an old tennis injury that has been acting up cause i spent so many hours in front of the computer playing sims2 this week. But I havent been on the computer in a couple days cause I left my powercord at home yesterday, but its starting to kick in now. I guess I'll take a computer break and go and read. If only people would update their livejournals so I could comment on them or at least read them.
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[07 Jan 2006|04:50pm]
So I'm at my new job right now. When I get here, I have to replace all the tapes in the servers, which took about 15 minutes even when I was being shown slowly what to do.
For the rest of the time, my job is to sit here and occasionally push "F4" and "F5" on the computer next to me to see if there are any print jobs I need to clear.
The other guy, my "supervisor," just went out to have a cigarette so he told me how to answer the phone in here if any of the phones in the other room rang... I know you push the pound key... but then what? Because, against all odds, the phone just rang in the other room while he was out there smoking and I couldnt figure out how to pick it up. Whoopsies.

4:56 now. Pretty much one hour down... 7 more to go. I don't have any homework to do, but if I did, I would be allowed to do it here which is great. I even have this computer so I could type papers and stuff. An 8 hour chunk of boredom would be the perfect thing to get me to actually work on papers. I'm pretty excited for actually having homework now so I'll have something to do.

I'm scared of the printers. If they print something out, I don't know what to do. But if nothing prints out for my first 3 weekends and then something comes out, I'll feel stupid when I have to ask someone what to do and I've been working here for 3 weeks. So hopefully someone will print.

To clarify, I'm working in the basement of this building, in the room that houses the servers that all of UGA's computers run off of. It also has these high volume printers that can print out 50,000 pages at a time. Apparently we print stuff like the standardized test scores for the elementary schools and stuff. My job is to check if stuff is waiting to be printed, and then okay it to print (I think thats what hitting F4 and F5 do anyway...) but I also need to know stuff like how to increase the number of pages that can be printed, but then you have to set it to 0 while the stuff is printing so it stops when its done and... who knows why... okay, I'm gonna go try reading now maybe...
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'cause we all know about my personal charm... [07 Jan 2006|04:46pm]
Colorquiz.com

Your Existing Situation
Insecure. Seeks roots, stability, emotional security, and an environment providing greater ease and fewer problems.

Your Stress Sources
Feels that life has far more to offer and that there are still important things to be achieved--that life must be experienced to the fullest. As a result, she pursues her objectives with a fierce intensity that will not let go of things. Becomes deeply involved and runs the risk of being unable to view things with sufficient objectivity, or calmly enough; is therefore in danger of becoming agitated and of exhausting her nervous energy. Cannot leave things alone and feels she can only be at peace when she has finally reached her goal.

Your Restrained Characteristics
Remains emotionally unattached even when involved in a close relationship.
Circumstances are forcing her to compromise, to restrain her demands and hopes, and to forgo for the time being some of the things she wants.

Your Desired Objective
Takes easily and quickly to anything which provides stimulation. Preoccupied with things of an intensely exciting nature, whether erotically stimulating or otherwise. Wants to be regarded as an exciting and interesting personality with an altogether charming and impressive influence on others. Uses tactics cleverly so as to avoid endangering her chances of success or undermined others' confidence in herself.

Your Actual Problem
Has a fear that she might be prevented from achieving the things she wants. This leads her to employ great personal charm in her dealings with others, hoping that this will make it easier for her to reach her objectives.
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[04 Jan 2006|10:34pm]
Also! I am free for lunch-eating at about 1:20 on wednesdays!

What I'm hoping is that it'll turn out I dont need so many homework hours, and then I can reschedule my schedule!
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[04 Jan 2006|09:35pm]
Confess that in 2005 i...

( ) stayed single the whole year.
( ) got your first kiss
(x) kissed someone new
( ) made-out for the first time
( ) made-out in/on a car
(X) kissed in the snow
( ) kissed in the rain
( ) had your heart broken
(X) broke someone else's heart
( ) had a stalker
(X) had a good relationship with someone
( ) questioned your sexual orientation
( ) came out of the closet
( ) gotten pregnant
( ) gotten someone else pregnant
( ) had an abortion
( ) gotten married
( ) had a divorce
( ) had a gay marriage
( ) kissed someone of the same sex
(X) dated someone you'll never forget
(X) done something you've regretted
( ) lost your true love
( ) lost faith in love
( ) kissed under miseltoe
( ) found my true love
WORK/SCHOOL
( ) got a promotion
( ) got a pay raise
(X) changed jobs
( ) lost your job
(X) quit your job
( ) dated a co-worker
( ) dated your boss
( ) dated your boss' daughter/son
( ) got fired from your job
(X) got straight A's (in the high school part of 2005 that is...)
(X) met one teacher you really like
(X) met one teacher you really hated
(X) found the subject you love
( ) failed a class
(X) cut class
(X) skipped school
(X) got into a fight with a classmate (not a physical one)
(X) did something you were proud of
( ) discovered a new talent
( ) gave the teachers a reason to teach
(X) proved yourself an idiot
(X) embarassed yourself in front of the class
(X) fell in love with a teacher... JUST A CRUSH REALLY
( ) got a lead in the school play
(X) made a varsity team
(X) were involved in something you'll never forget
( ) got sent to the office

OTHER
( ) painted a picture
(X) wrote a poem
(X) ran a mile
(X) listened to music you couldn't stand...
(X) double-dipped
( ) skinny-dipped
(X) went to a sleepover
( ) went to camp
(X) threw a party
(X) laughed till you cried
( ) laughed till you peed in your pants
(X) flirted shamelessly
( ) visited a foreign country
(X) visted a different state
( ) cooked a disasterous meal
(X) lost something important to you
(X) got a gift you adore
(X) realized something new about yourself
( ) went on a diet
( ) tried to gain weight
(X) dyed your hair
( ) came close to losing your life
( ) someone close to you died
(X) went to a party
(X) drank alcohol
(X) drank alcohol underage
( ) did (a) drug(s)
(X) got drunk
( ) got arrested
(X) read a great book...HARRY POTTER
(X) saw a great movie
( ) saw a movie so scary that it made you cry
( ) saw your favorite band/artist live
( ) saw someone famous in person
(X) did something you want to tell everyone
( ) Enjoyed this year all over (It got better in the end)
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Break [04 Jan 2006|07:35pm]
Well, my break is basically at an end--tomorrow I have to spend all day packing, and then on friday I'm driving back and moving in in the morning.

I just realized how un-stressed I've been all break compared to what high-stress I have at school. The worrying has already started.

I made some rough outlines of daily schedules today (ok, im weird, but I didnt have anything better to do) and it looks like with work and classes and getting enough sleep, I'm not going to have much time to hang out with people much.

So, to maximize your hanging-out-with-kelly-ann time keep these points in mind:

I have scheduled in time for dinner with friends from around 6-7 on monday, wednesday, and friday. I can hang out on friday nights too. And thats about it, so hopefully I can maximize those times.

Now I just have to redo my schedule to factor in time spent talking to matt on the phone, and time to finish the miniature pub-thing I've been building.

What's disappointing is even though my schedule takes up all of my free time with homework, I'm not confident that I'll have enough time to spend on it anyway. Why are days so short?
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[18 Dec 2005|05:41pm]
well, I got a B in speech communication. there goes any chance of ever having a 4.0. I think I'll just quit now.
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[06 Dec 2005|04:40pm]
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I set xlanthanidex's puppy on fire (-66 points). In January I pushed fiddlewizard in the mud (-17 points). In September I caught a purse-snatcher who stole becca_elise's purse (30 points). In April I helped curlydano hide a body (-173 points). Last month I didn't flush (-1 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-227 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
tehspotteh

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:
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Holla at a playa! [03 Dec 2005|02:27am]
[ mood | pleased ]

Oooh, fun. So tonight I was really tired from this week, but I decided to go to this fundraiser thing, which was awesome. It was the "Drag Kings" and the "Athenian Nights Bellydancers" and they had a contest to see who could raise more tips. Apparently the drag kings are really good, but they didnt really dance or perform just begged for tips, but Im thinking of going to see their show tomorrow night.

Ok, so this one guy, Diego goes up, and yeah, Diego's hot. Diego's currently in transition from being a girl which is prolly what makes him so hot cuz he's getting man-shoulders, but is def a pretty-boy, lol. Def interesting experience--I got a kiss on the hand for my dollar. He basically just went up, sat on this stool, then got up and the dollar bills just piled up around him, because he's universally hot--even some of the (few) straight guys there thought he was cute. Okay, lol.

What was also nice is that being surrounded by gay girls and guys but being a straight girl, I didn't have to worry about fending off any random drunk people hitting on me. Not that anyone was paying any attention to me--the performers were def quite captivating enough--but thats happened to me at a couple parties I've been at, and its no fun if you're just not interested cause you're already in love with the perfect boy. Yay matty :)

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[02 Dec 2005|05:36pm]
UHG. My roommate just put some sort of perfume on and it smells awful!

Also, is it just me that wants to burst out laughing everytime she answers her phone?

*ringring*
Jessica: *picks up* Holla at a playa?

Sure, she came in while I was napping and turned the lights on and started printing a 20 million page paper
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[01 Dec 2005|11:20pm]
List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to.


Songs I'm currently into:
1. What Is This Feeling - Wicked
2. Popular - Wicked
3. We Can Do It - The Producers
4. Oklahoma - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
5. My New Philosophy - You're a Good Man Charlie Brown
6. All About Ruprecht - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
7. Where Did We Go Right? - The Producers

And I'm tagging these people:
1. Josh
2. Nithya
3. Rob
4. Drew
5. I don't have any more...
6.
7.
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[30 Nov 2005|10:20pm]
[ mood | exanimate ]

drew and I have interesting exchanges:

glowinggreenrock: what if, you had an option?
glowinggreenrock: to move backwards or forwards through time.
glowinggreenrock: and each person, likewise, could choose, on an individual basis.
glowinggreenrock: can you imagine the sheer CHAOS?
spottysalamander: like merlin?
spottysalamander: if merlin had a hard time with it
glowinggreenrock: but...everyone?
spottysalamander: and there were more people doing it
spottysalamander: it would be crazy
glowinggreenrock: YES!
glowinggreenrock: we should make a movie.
spottysalamander: but maybe
spottysalamander: yes we should
glowinggreenrock: OR FUCK.
spottysalamander: or at least write a paper
glowinggreenrock: write a book.
glowinggreenrock: DAMN.
spottysalamander: yeah
glowinggreenrock: DAMN.
spottysalamander: dont you think that people would be able to deal with it pretty well
spottysalamander: if they thought of it as normal
spottysalamander: but i mean
spottysalamander: how would it work
glowinggreenrock: pssh.
spottysalamander: your tomorrow
spottysalamander: would be my yesterday
glowinggreenrock: yes!
glowinggreenrock: yes yes!
glowinggreenrock: this is awesome!
spottysalamander: your three seconds later would be my three seconds ago
spottysalamander: would I even see you?
glowinggreenrock: yes!
spottysalamander: or would it be like you dont exist?
glowinggreenrock: at double rate.

finished study guides for tonight and the speech one for tomorrow night. Must rearrage schedule accordingly. Must do spanish work now.

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